
Release Date: 03 Nov 2017
Runtime: 139 Minutes
Budget: $180M
I will just start by saying: I hated this movie more than The Hulk. That is saying something. The whole thing was just horribly put together. I thought it was campy and truly not worth my time.
Of all of the MCU movies, this has the worst music.
It was like 300 meets Flash Gordon.
My MCU rankings after this movie:
- Guardians of the Galaxy (99.9999)
- Black Panther (99.2)
- Ant-Man (98.1)
- Spider-Man Homecoming (98.0)
- Iron Man (90.000007)
- The Avengers (96.0)
- Captain America: Civil War (92 .0 )
- Captain America: First Avenger (88.1)
- Doctor Strange (86 .0 )
- Captain America: Winter Soldier (85.44)
- Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 (76.0)
- Iron Man 3 (70 .0)
- Avengers: Age of Ultron (67.8)
- Thor: The Dark World (52 .0)
- Thor 1 (47.19)
- Iron Man 2 (43 .0)
- Hulk (17.9)
- Thor: Ragnarok (17.8)
How I Rank ‘Em:
0-19 Levels of: Ugh
20-39 Levels of: Meh (aka I cannot reach the remote)
40-59 Levels of: I don’t hate it?
60-85 Levels of: That was solid.
86-100 Levels of: I Loved It!




Thor’s “friend from work” line about The Incredible Hulk was suggested to Chris Hemsworth by a Make-A-Wish child who paid a visit to the set on the day the scene was filmed.









Starring:

Chris Hemsworth | Thor |
Tom Hiddleston | Loki |
Cate Blanchett | Hela |
Idris Elba | Heimdall |
Jeff Goldblum | Grandmaster |
Tessa Thompson | Valkyrie |
Karl Urban | Skurge |
Mark Ruffalo | Bruce Banner / Hulk |
Anthony Hopkins | Odin |
Benedict Cumberbatch | Doctor Strange |
Taika Waititi | Korg (voice) |
Rachel House | Topaz |
Clancy Brown | Surtur (voice) |
Tadanobu Asano | Hogun |
Ray Stevenson | Volstagg |
Zachary Levi | Fandral |

See how they how they find themselves so much lower?